Pyrokinesis for Kitties Tee Size:S and orange "ESSENTIAL LIFE SKILLS"

and orange "ESSENTIAL LIFE SKILLS" text

You watched one true crime documentary and now you check behind the shower curtain every time you go to the bathroom

Some things just hit different through a truck speaker

Gold outlined text reading "WITCHY WOMAN" above a vintage witch sitting behind a jack-o’-lantern surrounded by four black cats

You didn’t listen

Pyrokinesis for Kitties Tee Size:S and orange "ESSENTIAL LIFE SKILLS"Your cat already knocks candles off tables. Its only a matter of time before it cuts out the middleman. You dont teach a cat anything. You simply provide the resources and hope it uses them on your enemies. Fire safety is a suggestion. Cats are an inevitability. The Details: White retro badge text reads "LEARN Pyrokinesis FOR YOUR KITTIES" with a blue and teal cat walking through yellow and orange flames. Blue and yellow vintage instructional style