Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Please Keep Your Rage Focused Against the Machine Maybe more than any other

Maybe more than any other city in the country

but your "lost cause" should have really stayed lost and we can't wait for the confederacy to sink again

You've got an obscure hobby and you want to tell the world about it

signaling for one more drink

but only managed to reach the center of his chest

Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Please Keep Your Rage Focused Against the Machine Maybe more than any otherI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little