How to Be an Ex-Footballer by Peter Crouch Groundswell Speaker 2024 'A beautifully crafted and thought-provoking

'A beautifully crafted and thought-provoking snapshot of a life' The Evening Standard

In Scotland it was thought you could ward off fairies by hanging your trousers from the foot of the bed

filled with plants that help support each other

I loved it' Miranda Cowley Heller

But then the Lambs move in with Ralph's mother

How to Be an Ex-Footballer by Peter Crouch Groundswell Speaker 2024 'A beautifully crafted and thought-provokingShortlisted for the Sports Entertainment Book of the Year at the British Sports Book Awards The funniest man in British sport Metro Peter Crouch is a comedy genius Daily Mail Often recruited before they've worn long trousers, today's footballers become superstars who earn huge amounts without ever learning much about the world beyond the training ground. Coddled by their support teams, everything is done for them. They live their lives in the glaring