Corporate Sabotage Long Sleeve Tee Fire Sale I'm not shoplifting shampoo bottles

I'm not shoplifting shampoo bottles from Walmart

That sounds like a cult

Show people that you were a busy business person with busy business to attend to by sitting elbow to elbow in cheap chairs listening to someone drone on about something you're never going to remember and counting down the minutes until you could reasonably start expensing your evening cocktails

It doesn't even have to be a real catch phrase

be cool and funny about it

Corporate Sabotage Long Sleeve Tee Fire Sale I'm not shoplifting shampoo bottlesHere's a minor one that with the bonus of a small adrenaline rush thrill. Hear me out. I'm already being charged insurance, copay, deductibles, and lost work time because I can only schedule during the work week for any medical needs. Damned if I'm going to pay parking on top of that. Just tailgate behind the car in front of you and the parking gate will not close on your car. It may start to close, but it will not close on your car. Think about cars