Washed Up Local Comfort Colors Tee St Pattys Worth way more than five

Worth way more than five cents but you already knew that

Pink western text reading "WICKED WITCH OF THE WILD WEST" above a green-skinned cowgirl witch in pink pants and a white top riding and lassoing a black cat

December is just your excuse to be insufferable about it publicly

the Pisces constellation

A yellow sun with rays shines above

Washed Up Local Comfort Colors Tee St Pattys Worth way more than fiveYou peaked at the sandbar in 2009 and you will die on that hill. The tourists don't know the history. The Details: Multicolor illustration on a natural background. "WASHED UP" in black bold block lettering sits above "LOCAL" in much larger bold orange block lettering. Below the type, a vintage style pin up mermaid with brunette curls, a yellow seashell bra, and a green scaled tail ending in an orange and yellow fin rests on her side with her head