Mars Needs Women action/sci These hapless men and women

These hapless men and women will brave rapids

As Gamble and Smythe make plans to sell their diamonds and rendezvous in Alexandria

confronts him at the top of the island's lighthouse

After finding an unlikely ally in Rayon (Jared Leto)

and the equally colorful Victor Buono (most famous for his Academy Award nominated performance in 1962's Whatever Happened to Baby Jane and as the villainous King Tut on the "Batman" TV series)

Mars Needs Women action/sci These hapless men and womenWhen a girl shortage of galactic proportions turns the Martian dating scene into a black hole, four extra handsome extraterrestrials set their sights on Earth's own cosmic cuties, hoping to find a few gorgeous girls willing to go all the way to the stars. But when the boys at NASA uncover the interplanetary poaching, they put rocket science to a new use in kickin' some Martian astronauts clear out of the solar system!