Selectively Friendly T-Shirt 64000 and just sharp enough to

and just sharp enough to raise an eyebrow

Whether you’re shutting down nonsense

This shirt delivers existential dread with a wink—because if we’re all just cosmic accidents floating on a rock

I stay chill

Some people come with fine print

Selectively Friendly T-Shirt 64000 and just sharp enough toIts not personalits curated. This funny sarcastic shirt keeps it clean with a simple Selectively Friendly design that says exactly what it needs to without over explaining. Subtle, sharp, and a little self aware, its the perfect way to set expectations while keeping things low key. Made from soft, lightweight, breathable fabric, this witty t shirt is built for everyday wear when your energy is reserved for the right people only. Easy to style, easy to